CUPOOTINO, California. Steven Jobless, CEO of Crapple Corp, announced his company’s long awaited tablet form-factor machine last Wednesday. Whilst sequestered in the backwoods of Tennessee last year, Mr Jobless spent a lot of time waiting for medical test results and considering the meaning of life. Whereupon he had what he described as a “number 1 experience”. It hit him – the perfect Captive Market. The new product, marketed as the iPoo is of the ideal form factor for use whilst positioned on the lavatory. Unlike the early tablet products produced by their competitors, the iPoo is not a fully fledged compooter, but follows the Jeff Raskin school of thought on what constitutes a suitable “Intuitive Interface” for the average user.